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You Have Died of Dysentry

You Have Died of Dysentry on the Oregon Trail

TShirt about Dysentry in The Oregon Trail GameDon’t you remember playing Oregon Trail on some old Apple computers in 5th grade computer class? It was only the best educational game ever created, with Where in The World is Carmen San Diego following in a close second. It was developed originally in 1971 by 3 nerdy student teachers to combat the complete boredom that is American History.

We’ll never forget the buying/trading, hunting, and Native American attacks that maimed our Conestoga Wagon convoy.  But the most memorable is the absurd “Death by Dysentry” finishing move. What a shitty way to die! Now you can commemorate your own death with the “You have died of dysentry” T-Shirt

The following nerd has created a video to outline of the game for us:

Oregon Trail on Wikipedia

You know you want this shirt.. get it! -> You have died of Dysentry T-Shirt

What the FRAK ?

What the Frak ?

What the Frak ?

What the frak ??? I can’t get it out of my head how frakking stupid this shirt is. Most of you are thinking: “I’d rather frak myself with a rusty spoon than wear this piece of frakking garbage”. You may be right.. or you may love this shirt. Made by Busted, this tee is both nerdy and funny. It will definitely grab attention with the sanitized version of the ubiquotous f-word, but won’t be as offensive as, say… the ” I fuck good” T-shirt. People will look at you and laugh.. that’s why you’re interested in buying a funny T-Shirt anyway,right?

You can get more info on this shirt here

What the FrAK is she doing wearin this shirt?

What the FrAK is she doing wearin this shirt?

In case you didn’t know, frak (and variations frack,frick,frik,frac) slang for the F-Bomb, that nasty 4 letter word that is probably one of the most versatile in the english language (see vid below NSFW or mild-mannered people)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LZSUYoNPMs[/youtube]

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Viva La Evolution !

Viva La Evolution

Viva La Evolution

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Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.

If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.

GET IT OR DIE

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From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:

Ernesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]

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Free Tibet (with purchase of another Tibet)

Free Tibet (with purchase of another Tibet)

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Free Tibet TShirt

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Tibet Monk Shirt

Tibet Monk Shirt

Tibetan Freedom Shirt

Tibetan Freedom Shirt

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Everybody Loves Ramen

Nobody Loves Raymond!
Nobody Loves Raymond!

BUT

Everybody loves RAMEN!
Everybody loves RAMEN!
Everyone Hates Raymond
Everyone Hates Raymond

Ramen is so 3008. Raymond is so 200-LATE. Now that everybody HATES raymond, there is a revolutionary movement in which everybody loves Ramen. With the recession in full force, Ramen’s cardboard-flavored, 10-cents-per-package foodstuff has made a huge comeback.

Why spend $25 on a steak when you could get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY packages of this modern delicacy. With an average cooking time of, say 3 minutes (guesstimate), $25 of ramen provides about 750 minutes of high-energy entertainment. What other form of entertainment can offer such incredible ROI?

Anyway, in order to express your love for ramen (and everybody else’s as well), you should probably look into the official “Everybody Loves Ramen” fan shirt.

Hot Girl Loves Ramen Noodles

Hot Girl Loves Ramen Noodles

Love Ramen Noodles Shirt

Love Ramen Noodles Shirt

Ramen is for lovers
Ramen is for lovers

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

“You Have Just Eaten Poison!”

"You Have Just Eaten Poison" T-shirt

"You Have Just Eaten Poison" T-shirt

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

Pull the best practical joke EVAR on your friends! When they read your shirt, they will laugh because, hey, the idea of scaring someone with threat of poison in their fortune cookie would make ANYONE laugh out loud from sheer hilarity.

If you are blind, your internet is really slow, or the pictures are not loading for you, here’s how it looks: The shirt has a large drawing of a broken fortune cookie on it. The ‘fortune’ paper is sticking out and reads ” You Have Just Eaten Poison”. Thats it. Cute.

Fortune Cookie That Has Poison Message Shirt

Fortune Cookie That Has Poison Message Shirt

Do you want to wear this shirt on your persons? You can get your fortune cookie poison goodness at our poison dealer of choice, here on Busted Tees.

Fortune Cookie T-Shirt

Fortune Cookie T-Shirt