Chinchillin’ T-Shirt ?

I had been normally chillin’ on the beach all summer.  That was, until I saw some dude in this tee shirt from Snorg. This ” Chinchillin’ ” shirt is simple play on the word chillin’ and the little rat-looking creature, called a Chinchilla. I don’t understand how people can stand being around these ugly little motherfu… oh wait… these things are cute as hell! Check out the vid.

OK, now that we’ve determined chinchillas are cute, i need to show you something that’s not cute: The hideous dude they used as a model for this one.

Chinchillin Tshirt Worn By Stoner

Come on guys.. how much weed do you make your ugly dudes smoke before you get them on camera? Guy looks blazed to the max. Now, I feel for the guy.. hope he doesn’t read this, but I hope you can at least get laid from telling chicks (or dudes which might be the case judging by the pic), that you’re a model for a tshirt company.

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EVERY graphic designer, programmer, or web developer can identify with this, perhaps the coolest nerdy shirt ever. Whether you know it or not, you love pixels… they’re your life. You’re a fucking nerd, but it’s cool. Share the 8 bit love & make your nerdy friends uber-jealous by flaunting your infatuation with the building block of modern design by saying “I Love Pixels”.

God, we love this shirt.. as you can tell by our amazing website design, we love pixels too. Our design is so fucking good that the pixels love us now. Some day you will reach this new level of pixelation…some day.

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I'm not Obsolete, I'm Retro

You know when you make fun of a hipster chick wearing that nasty beat up old tee. She’ll always respond “Its not old, its VINTAGE“.. what a crock of shit. Snorg has come up with a flip on this cliche saying and come out with this tshirt of an old-man-cassette-tape.  ”I’m not obsolete, I’m Retro“. It’s not quite an original concept, but might make your friends or random strangers with candy on the street laugh mildly.  That little old cassette dude is kinda cute too, so maybe you’ll pick up some chicks with it.

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This obsolete cassette would go great with this boombox:

Boombox from saskia pouw on Vimeo.

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SomeecardS on Busted Tees

The ever-hilarious someecards parody e-cards series are available on T-Shirts near you. Busted Tees now carries SomeECards as a new division.  Party. Check them out here.. good stuff!

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I Pull Out

I Pull Out

Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend. You must be a super-jedi sex master though b/c the willpower required to keep yourself from doing the deed is high. Anyway, this shirt isn’t really about pulling out in that sense. It’s about a couch. A pull-out couch. Talking about what he does best: Pulling out.“I Pull Out” … yes you do, buddy. Yes you do.

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I Pull Out... I am pulling out right now.

Check out the pull out method and try it out… let us know if it works out for ya.

I Pull out shirt by Snorg Tees

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started it all.

The University of Florida Taser Incident caused quite a commotion across teh world in 2007. If you’re gonna get tased, you might as well get in on video tape. I still laugh at this vid…this dude is a pretty funny practical jokester. John Kerry is a douche, so it makes it all the more fun to watch in retrospection.

Bring back some Tasing Memories and bust out this tee.

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Here’s the Vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE[/youtube]

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Mohawk, Mo Problems

Diddy and Biggie rapped about “Mo Money” and how it caused them “Mo Problems”. Well, they’ve got NOTHING on mohawk indians ( native americans for you politically correct dudes/girls). With MO HAWK, come MO PROBLEMS. For real tho.. Like, Trail of Tears problems. Nothing says problemo like getting booted off your land by some white devils… Indian Removal will definitely give you mo problems.  Solve YO Problems by making other people laugh when they see you walking down the street.

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Mo Hawk, Mo Problems.. like getting a cab in an abandoned industrial area.