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HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution

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If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt from Twisted Soul and let all your friends know that you drink too much. Hell, even strangers will get the point… nothing like telling the world about your irresponsibility with substances.

For Maximum Impact: Get the yellow one.

Have a friend that has wicked hangovers (like, the ones where you get sick just looking at them)? Get them this shirt as a friendly warning to stay away!

Get Hungover Here

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Free T-Shirt Contest on trainspottr

Check it out, fun/ easy way to get a free shirt!

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Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Man, you can party HARD. Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal). And even in the face of imminent death, you CONTINUE TO PARTY (i.e. Retox). Fuck Detox. It’s for quitters, right? If you’re ready man-up, face the reaper, and shove a middle finger  into the face of the lame ones, then for you, “It’s Time to Retox”.

Enter Retox Today

You can save 10% on this shirt and all others with the coupon code “BLUETSHIRT”.. use the coupon here

Retoxify yourself with this shirt from Twisted Soul.

Virgin Spock

Live Long and Prosper…

Virgin Spock

Virgin Spock

As a Virgin

Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S.  Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.

Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.

GET IT HERE OR GET AN STD

Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Beware Somalia

Somali Pirates are gonna get you

Beware Somalia!

Beware Somalia!

Beware of Somalia

Beware Somalia TShirt

Beware Somalia TShirt

Somali pirates got you down? Have you recently been taken hostage by somalian pirates, or know someone that has? Well then, this shirt will keep it from happening again. Warn your friends, family, and fellow seamen of the dangers of Somalia with this fine “BEWARE SOMALIA” T-Shirt

GET IT OR DIE.. literally

Fuck Free Hugs – Got Free Fucks

Fuck Free Hugs

Fuck Free Hugs Got Free Fucks

Fuck Free Hugs Got Free Fucks

Get Free Fucks instead

gotfreefucks-fuckfreehugsFree hugs are lame. That dude that was giving out free hugs is a whore… if you’re gonna be slutty you might as well go all the way. Get free fucks instead. Hugs or fucks.. which would you take? I’d take fucks, because if you’re fucking, its way easier to slip in a hug. Kinda hard to slip in a fuck while you’re just hugging someone……

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GET FREE FUCKS HERE

Which would you take? Hugs or fucks?

WiiTarded

WiiTarded

Wiitarded T-Shirt

Wiitarded T-Shirt

Wii Tarded: You know you are

All of you wiitards out there need to get a grip. Put down the mario kart for 20 seconds and read this: YOU’RE WIITARDED. Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos. They have a strange hatred for 8 yr old asian kids.. probably because they lose to these kids in wii online gaming all day. Find out if you’re wiitarded  here.

See this guy, prime example:wiitarded-tee-shirtwii-tarded-tshirt

Don’t Tase Me Bro vs Star Trek : Don’t Phase Me Bro

Don’t Phase Me Bro

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don't phase me, bro

Don’t Tase Me, Bro + Star Trek Parody Shirt

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Remember the dude who got tased in Florida? Well Star Trek is way cooler (if you’re a nerd), and phaser rhymes with taser, so someone made a shirt about it. It’s pretty cool I guess. The “Don’t Tase Me Bro” guy was pretty funny and I laughed way more at him, but this shirt is still pretty clever.

GET IT

ps we brought the “Don’t Tase Me Bro T-Shirt” back to life

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The Black and White Rainbow – STRAIGHT Pride Rainbow

The Black and White Rainbow

Black and White Rainbow T-Shirt

Black and White Rainbow T-Shirt

STRAIGHT Pride Rainbow T-Shirt

straight-pride-straight-rainbow-tee-shirtThere’s no gray area with this greyscale black and white, “straight pride rainbow” t-shirt. If your sexuality is and has never been in question, you’re definitely going to want to show it to the world, on your chest, with a big black and white rainbow and the word “STRAIGHT” in all caps. Who needs members of the same sex when you’ve got straight desires to fulfill? Express your heterosexuality to the MAX with the grey rainbow shirt.

grey-rainbow-tshirtWARNING: Be prepared for general backlash as this blatant expression your sexuality may be attacked by the close-minded and ignorant.

Straight pride parades are forming now, join up here.

GET IT OR DIE

Gray Rainbow

Gray Rainbow