I’m Not Obsolete, I’m Retro
You know when you make fun of a hipster chick wearing that nasty beat up old tee. She’ll always respond “Its not old, its VINTAGE”.. what a crock of shit.
Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
I Pull Out
Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend.
Mohawk, Mo Problems
Amazon.com Widgets Diddy and Biggie rapped about “Mo Money” and how it caused them “Mo Problems”. Well, they’ve got NOTHING on mohawk …
STRAIGHT RAINBOW Shirt – Black and White Rainbow – Straight Pride Rainbow
STRAIGHT – The Black and White rainbow tee shirt features a celebration of traditional sexuality
I’ll Be Bach
Taking the quintessential Arnold punchline from his Terminator movies and putting a classical spin on it is something only Snorg would do. …
Smiley Face Emoticon Shirt
Put a semicolon-right-parenth on that special someone’s face today with this creepily happy shirt.