You know when you make fun of a hipster chick wearing that nasty beat up old tee. She’ll always respond “Its not old, its VINTAGE”.. what a crock of shit.
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend.
Amazon.com Widgets Diddy and Biggie rapped about “Mo Money” and how it caused them “Mo Problems”. Well, they’ve got NOTHING on mohawk …
STRAIGHT – The Black and White rainbow tee shirt features a celebration of traditional sexuality
Taking the quintessential Arnold punchline from his Terminator movies and putting a classical spin on it is something only Snorg would do. …
Put a semicolon-right-parenth on that special someone’s face today with this creepily happy shirt.