Product DescriptionThese hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. …
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend.
Remember the dude who got tased in Florida? Well Star Trek is way cooler (if you’re a nerd), and phaser rhymes with taser, so someone made a shirt about it.
Keep all starz in ur safe deposit boxes… GALACTIC PANDA is HERE
The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”.
This day of days is probably the most lucky one of your life, as you are currently being exposed to the Tree Humper T-Shirt.