I Heart Pixel – The Coolest Nerdy Shirt Ever
Whether you know it or not, you love pixels… they’re your life. You’re a fucking nerd, but it’s cool. Share the 8 bit love & make your nerdy friends uber-jealous by flaunting your infatuation with the building block of modern design by saying “I Love Pixels”.
I’m Not Obsolete, I’m Retro
You know when you make fun of a hipster chick wearing that nasty beat up old tee. She’ll always respond “Its not old, its VINTAGE”.. what a crock of shit.
Busted Tees launches SomeEcards T Shirts Line
The ever-hilarious someecards parody e-cards series are available on T-Shirts near you. Busted Tees now carries SomeECards as a new division. Party.
What the FRAK ?
What the frak ??? I can’t get it out of my head how frakking stupid this shirt is. Most of you are thinking: “I’d rather frak myself with a rusty spoon than wear this piece of frakking garbage”.
Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
I Pull Out
Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend.
Don’t Tase Me, Bro
As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started …
Mohawk, Mo Problems
Amazon.com Widgets Diddy and Biggie rapped about “Mo Money” and how it caused them “Mo Problems”. Well, they’ve got NOTHING on mohawk …
HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution
If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt