Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX
Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal).
Tree Humper!
This day of days is probably the most lucky one of your life, as you are currently being exposed to the Tree Humper T-Shirt.