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If I wanted to talk I would have worn Underwear Baby Fit T-Shirt Black Medium

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I’m Not Obsolete, I’m Retro

You know when you make fun of a hipster chick wearing that nasty beat up old tee. She’ll always respond “Its not old, its VINTAGE”.. what a crock of shit.

Virgin Spock

Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin

Fuck Free Hugs – Got Free Fucks

Hugs or fucks.. which would you take? I’d take fucks, because if you’re fucking, its way easier to slip in a hug. Kinda hard to slip in a fuck while you’re just hugging someone……

I’ll Be Bach

Taking the quintessential Arnold punchline from his Terminator movies and putting a classical spin on it is something only Snorg would do. …

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

“You Have Just Eaten Poison” T-shirt. The shirt has a large drawing of a broken fortune cookie on it. The ‘fortune’ paper is sticking out and reads ” You Have Just Eaten Poison”.