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You Have Died of Dysentry

You Have Died of Dysentry on the Oregon Trail

TShirt about Dysentry in The Oregon Trail GameDon’t you remember playing Oregon Trail on some old Apple computers in 5th grade computer class? It was only the best educational game ever created, with Where in The World is Carmen San Diego following in a close second. It was developed originally in 1971 by 3 nerdy student teachers to combat the complete boredom that is American History.

We’ll never forget the buying/trading, hunting, and Native American attacks that maimed our Conestoga Wagon convoy.  But the most memorable is the absurd “Death by Dysentry” finishing move. What a shitty way to die! Now you can commemorate your own death with the “You have died of dysentry” T-Shirt

The following nerd has created a video to outline of the game for us:

Oregon Trail on Wikipedia

You know you want this shirt.. get it! -> You have died of Dysentry T-Shirt

Fuck Free Hugs – Got Free Fucks

Fuck Free Hugs

Fuck Free Hugs Got Free Fucks

Fuck Free Hugs Got Free Fucks

Get Free Fucks instead

gotfreefucks-fuckfreehugsFree hugs are lame. That dude that was giving out free hugs is a whore… if you’re gonna be slutty you might as well go all the way. Get free fucks instead. Hugs or fucks.. which would you take? I’d take fucks, because if you’re fucking, its way easier to slip in a hug. Kinda hard to slip in a fuck while you’re just hugging someone……

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Which would you take? Hugs or fucks?

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Stars

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz

This panda is pretty f-ing stellar. We at TshirtDaily love animal prints, and this one is absolutely no exception. This galactic panda tee shirt by Enjoi is going to knock the socks off any broad that glimpses its star-eating epicness. Like a black hole in space, this galactic panda will suck in all the attention in the room, good or bad (galactic panda does not discriminate). This one could be harder to find online, but we caught it here

GET IT OR DIE

Tree Humper!

Tree Humper

Tree Humper

Tree Humper T-Shirt

If you’ve been searching LONG AND HARD for a shirt portraying a man humping a tree, look no further. This day of days is probably the most lucky one of your life, as you are currently being exposed to the Tree Humper T-Shirt. This shirt features a bunch of stuff, but the focus of this article is the artwork. Pure, unadulterated man-grinding-tree-in-green-ink-on-white-background artwork. KIDS: PUT ON YOUR EARMUFFS NOW.. this shirt is a fucking epic shirt.

We can’t predict that many of our shirts are going to make the “Badass T-Shirt” category on the site, but this one is definitely popping that categories’ cherry.

Fortunately for you, this “Vintage”style shirt can be found here

Man Humping Tree Shirt

Man Humping Tree Shirt