They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend.
As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started …
Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin
Remember the dude who got tased in Florida? Well Star Trek is way cooler (if you’re a nerd), and phaser rhymes with taser, so someone made a shirt about it.
evolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion!
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”.
I don’t love new york, I only like NY as a friend .