I’m Not Obsolete, I’m Retro

Posted by T-Shirt Daily on Aug 20, 2009 in Clever T-Shirt, Snorg Tees, Vintage T-Shirts | 0 comments

I'm not Obsolete, I'm Retro

You know when you make fun of a hipster chick wearing that nasty beat up old tee. She’ll always respond “Its not old, its VINTAGE“.. what a crock of shit. Snorg has come up with a flip on this cliche saying and come out with this tshirt of an old-man-cassette-tape.  ”I’m not obsolete, I’m Retro“. It’s not quite an original concept, but might make your friends or random strangers with candy on the street laugh mildly.  That little old cassette dude is kinda cute too, so maybe you’ll pick up some chicks with it.

Want to Get Retro? Do it here

This obsolete cassette would go great with this boombox:

Boombox from saskia pouw on Vimeo.

Get the Retro Tshirt here

Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats

Posted by Snorg Tees on Jul 6, 2009 in Clever T-Shirt, Ironic T-Shirts, Offensive T-Shirts, Religious T-Shirts, Sexual T-Shirts | 0 comments

Abstinence: 99.99 % Effective

In honor of our Sex-Ed series of educational T-Shirts (see our I Pull Out Shirt), we’ve decided to follow up with another great method of birth control: Abstinence.

Abstinence only works 99.99% of the time.. we wish it worked when this kid was conceived.

They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied. What they didn’t tell you is that using abstinence during sex to prevent pregnancies is only as effective as those using it. Take the case of Virgin Mary, mother of Baby Jesus. Her self-proclaimed virginity and subsequent pregnancy lead us to conclude that claims of 100% effectiveness of abstinence to be false, and cases of successful knocking-uppage can occur when abstinence is used in bed. We’re so moved by this newly found statistic, that we’ve made a shirt about it (and by we, we mean these guys). Abstinence is only 99.99% Effective.

You’ve been warned.Click here for more detailed statistics

Abstinence Fail: Baby Jesus & Mother Mary

I Pull Out

Posted by T-Shirt Daily on Jun 18, 2009 in Clever T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirts, Sex T-Shirts, Sexual T-Shirts, Snorg Tees | 0 comments

I Pull Out

I Pull Out

Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend. You must be a super-jedi sex master though b/c the willpower required to keep yourself from doing the deed is high. Anyway, this shirt isn’t really about pulling out in that sense. It’s about a couch. A pull-out couch. Talking about what he does best: Pulling out.“I Pull Out” … yes you do, buddy. Yes you do.

GET THIS SHIRT HERE OR YOUR GF (OR RANDOM GIRL) WILL GET PREGGERS

I Pull Out... I am pulling out right now.

Check out the pull out method and try it out… let us know if it works out for ya.

I Pull out shirt by Snorg Tees

Don’t Tase Me, Bro

Posted by T-Shirt Daily on Jun 17, 2009 in Busted Tees, Clever T-Shirt, Cool T-Shirts, Graphic T-Shirts, Political T-Shirts, Shirt of the Week, Topical-T-Shirts, Unique T-Shirts | 0 comments

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started it all.

The University of Florida Taser Incident caused quite a commotion across teh world in 2007. If you’re gonna get tased, you might as well get in on video tape. I still laugh at this vid…this dude is a pretty funny practical jokester. John Kerry is a douche, so it makes it all the more fun to watch in retrospection.

Bring back some Tasing Memories and bust out this tee.

DON’T GET TASED, CHEck IT HERE

Here’s the Vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE[/youtube]

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Virgin Spock

Posted by T-Shirt Daily on May 22, 2009 in Busted Tees, Clever T-Shirt, Daily T-Shirt, Graphic T-Shirts, Movie T-Shirts, Nerdy T-Shirts, Space T-Shirts, TV Show T-Shirts | 0 comments

Live Long and Prosper…

Virgin Spock

As a Virgin

Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S.  Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.

Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.

GET IT HERE OR GET AN STD

Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Don’t Tase Me Bro vs Star Trek : Don’t Phase Me Bro

Posted by T-Shirt Daily on May 18, 2009 in Clever T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirts, Movie T-Shirts, Political T-Shirts, Star Trek T-Shirts, T-Shirt Bordello, Topical-T-Shirts | 0 comments

Don’t Phase Me Bro

don't phase me, bro

Don’t Tase Me, Bro + Star Trek Parody Shirt

Remember the dude who got tased in Florida? Well Star Trek is way cooler (if you’re a nerd), and phaser rhymes with taser, so someone made a shirt about it. It’s pretty cool I guess. The “Don’t Tase Me Bro” guy was pretty funny and I laughed way more at him, but this shirt is still pretty clever.

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ps we brought the “Don’t Tase Me Bro T-Shirt” back to life