Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
I Pull Out
Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend.
Don’t Tase Me, Bro
As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started …
Virgin Spock
Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin
Don’t Tase Me Bro vs Star Trek : Don’t Phase Me Bro
Remember the dude who got tased in Florida? Well Star Trek is way cooler (if you’re a nerd), and phaser rhymes with taser, so someone made a shirt about it.
Viva La Evolution !
evolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion!
I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls
The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”.
I Only Like NY as a Friend
I don’t love new york, I only like NY as a friend .