I'm not Obsolete, I'm Retro

You know when you make fun of a hipster chick wearing that nasty beat up old tee. She’ll always respond “Its not old, its VINTAGE“.. what a crock of shit. Snorg has come up with a flip on this cliche saying and come out with this tshirt of an old-man-cassette-tape.  ”I’m not obsolete, I’m Retro“. It’s not quite an original concept, but might make your friends or random strangers with candy on the street laugh mildly.  That little old cassette dude is kinda cute too, so maybe you’ll pick up some chicks with it.

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This obsolete cassette would go great with this boombox:

Boombox from saskia pouw on Vimeo.

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I Pull Out

I Pull Out

Anyone who is anyone knows that pulling out is BY FAR the best method of preventing babies from coming out of your girlfriend. You must be a super-jedi sex master though b/c the willpower required to keep yourself from doing the deed is high. Anyway, this shirt isn’t really about pulling out in that sense. It’s about a couch. A pull-out couch. Talking about what he does best: Pulling out.“I Pull Out” … yes you do, buddy. Yes you do.

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I Pull Out... I am pulling out right now.

Check out the pull out method and try it out… let us know if it works out for ya.

I Pull out shirt by Snorg Tees

Live Long and Prosper…

Virgin Spock

As a Virgin

Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S.  Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.

Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.

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Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Viva La Evolution

Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.

If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.

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From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:

Ernesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”. In addition to their general advocacy for replacing the term in worldwide vernacular, they’ve also printed a few t-shirts with the slogan “Sex,Drugs & Sausage Rolls” to push their agenda* amongst the youth of the globe.

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Want 10% off your Twisted Soul shirt at Blue, Inc? T-Shirt Daily readers can use the coupon code “bluetshirt” for 10% off.

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* this isn’t meant to be taken seriously