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Don’t Tase Me, Bro

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started it all.

The University of Florida Taser Incident caused quite a commotion across teh world in 2007. If you’re gonna get tased, you might as well get in on video tape. I still laugh at this vid…this dude is a pretty funny practical jokester. John Kerry is a douche, so it makes it all the more fun to watch in retrospection.

Bring back some Tasing Memories and bust out this tee.

DON’T GET TASED, CHEck IT HERE

Here’s the Vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE[/youtube]

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Mohawk, Mo Problems

Mohawk, Mo Problems

Mohawk, Mo Problems

Diddy and Biggie rapped about “Mo Money” and how it caused them “Mo Problems”. Well, they’ve got NOTHING on mohawk indians ( native americans for you politically correct dudes/girls). With MO HAWK, come MO PROBLEMS. For real tho.. Like, Trail of Tears problems. Nothing says problemo like getting booted off your land by some white devils… Indian Removal will definitely give you mo problems.  Solve YO Problems by making other people laugh when they see you walking down the street.

CHECK OUT THIS SHIRT HERE BEFORE MORE INDIANS ARE KILLED

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Mo Hawk, Mo Problems.. like getting a cab in an abandoned industrial area.

Mo Hawk, Mo Problems.. like getting a cab in an abandoned industrial area.

HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution

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If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt from Twisted Soul and let all your friends know that you drink too much. Hell, even strangers will get the point… nothing like telling the world about your irresponsibility with substances.

For Maximum Impact: Get the yellow one.

Have a friend that has wicked hangovers (like, the ones where you get sick just looking at them)? Get them this shirt as a friendly warning to stay away!

Get Hungover Here

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Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Man, you can party HARD. Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal). And even in the face of imminent death, you CONTINUE TO PARTY (i.e. Retox). Fuck Detox. It’s for quitters, right? If you’re ready man-up, face the reaper, and shove a middle finger  into the face of the lame ones, then for you, “It’s Time to Retox”.

Enter Retox Today

You can save 10% on this shirt and all others with the coupon code “BLUETSHIRT”.. use the coupon here

Retoxify yourself with this shirt from Twisted Soul.

The Kid and Play Tee Shirt

Kid and Play T-Shirt by Rocksmith

Kid and Play T-Shirt by Rocksmith

If you don’t know Kid and Play, <- click that link.  Bring the House Party to your everyday life with the Kid & Play T-Shirt by Rocksmith. If you havn’t had enough of that original hi-top fade worn by Christopher “Kid” Reid, or the new jack swing dance moves in the House Party Movies, this tee will surely bring back those late 80′s memories (if you’re old enough to have them). The shit just looks cool too.

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Start rocking out this shirt today here


GET IT OR DIE

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Stars

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz

This panda is pretty f-ing stellar. We at TshirtDaily love animal prints, and this one is absolutely no exception. This galactic panda tee shirt by Enjoi is going to knock the socks off any broad that glimpses its star-eating epicness. Like a black hole in space, this galactic panda will suck in all the attention in the room, good or bad (galactic panda does not discriminate). This one could be harder to find online, but we caught it here

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Scissors To The Neck – Survive Verse

"Survive Verse" Scissors to the neck

"Survive Verse" Scissors to the neck

Scissors to The Neck

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Edun features a full line of 100% organic clothing and eco-friendly fashion for both men and women. Their ethical fashion statements are not only responsible, but can be pretty cool, like this t-shirt called “Survive Verse“. It features a large print of some antique-looking scissors about to cut off the head of the wearer. If you can survive these scissors trying to cut off your head, then you can surely live to wear another 100% organic tee shirt from Edun.

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Click either of the images below for the variations of this shirt from EDUN:

About Edun:

Edun specializes in eco clothing, organic fashion, ethical fashion, graphic tees, and more. The company was founded by Ali Hewson and Bono.

Go to Edun.

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”. In addition to their general advocacy for replacing the term in worldwide vernacular, they’ve also printed a few t-shirts with the slogan “Sex,Drugs & Sausage Rolls” to push their agenda* amongst the youth of the globe.

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* this isn’t meant to be taken seriously

Music Tree

Music Tree T-Shirt

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music tree shirt

Tree with notes as leaves shirt

Tree with notes as leaves shirt

Impress both the Tree-Huggers and Mozart-wannabes in your life with a shirt that expresses the core principles of earthiness and musical-ness in one form. With a trunk made of guitar frets and leaves of notes, how could you not fall absolutely in love with this textile? Combine the forces of sound and nature with this utterly magical music tree shirt.

This one’s on sale for $10 here.

Tree of Music Sizes & Availability

**Made of 100% cotton, no trees, guitars, or pianos were harmed in the manufacturing of this shirt.

Music Tree T-Shirt

Music Tree T-Shirt

Description for people who cannot interpret imagery: The Music Tree T-Shirt is a dark blue shirt with a light/baby blue tree designed on it. The trunk of the tree is made from 4 ‘strings’ that branch into the full tree.  There are musical notes which are the ‘leaves’ of this tree. The notes on the tree are pink in nature and color, and  are both on the tree, falling off the tree, and laying on the ground.

Smiley Face Emoticon Shirt

Smiley Emoticon TShirt

Smiley Emoticon TShirt

:) T-Shirt

As if being happy online isn’t enough! Bring your joy out of the electronic realm and into reality with this simple and effective smile emote tee shirt. Nothing puts bigger smiles on your nerdy friends’ faces than seeing the same smile that they see online, but NOT ONLINE! The sun will shine over the pale wasteland and bring about true happiness via ironic emoticon shirt.

Put a semicolon-right-parenth on that special someone’s face today with this creepily happy shirt.

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