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Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Man, you can party HARD. Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal). And even in the face of imminent death, you CONTINUE TO PARTY (i.e. Retox). Fuck Detox. It’s for quitters, right? If you’re ready man-up, face the reaper, and shove a middle finger  into the face of the lame ones, then for you, “It’s Time to Retox”.

Enter Retox Today

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Retoxify yourself with this shirt from Twisted Soul.

Virgin Spock

Live Long and Prosper…

Virgin Spock

Virgin Spock

As a Virgin

Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S.  Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.

Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.

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Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Viva La Evolution !

Viva La Evolution

Viva La Evolution

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Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.

If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.

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From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:

Ernesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]

The Kid and Play Tee Shirt

Kid and Play T-Shirt by Rocksmith

Kid and Play T-Shirt by Rocksmith

If you don’t know Kid and Play, <- click that link.  Bring the House Party to your everyday life with the Kid & Play T-Shirt by Rocksmith. If you havn’t had enough of that original hi-top fade worn by Christopher “Kid” Reid, or the new jack swing dance moves in the House Party Movies, this tee will surely bring back those late 80′s memories (if you’re old enough to have them). The shit just looks cool too.

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Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Stars

Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz

This panda is pretty f-ing stellar. We at TshirtDaily love animal prints, and this one is absolutely no exception. This galactic panda tee shirt by Enjoi is going to knock the socks off any broad that glimpses its star-eating epicness. Like a black hole in space, this galactic panda will suck in all the attention in the room, good or bad (galactic panda does not discriminate). This one could be harder to find online, but we caught it here

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I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.

Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?

Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.

If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.

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Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Scissors To The Neck – Survive Verse

"Survive Verse" Scissors to the neck

"Survive Verse" Scissors to the neck

Scissors to The Neck

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Edun features a full line of 100% organic clothing and eco-friendly fashion for both men and women. Their ethical fashion statements are not only responsible, but can be pretty cool, like this t-shirt called “Survive Verse“. It features a large print of some antique-looking scissors about to cut off the head of the wearer. If you can survive these scissors trying to cut off your head, then you can surely live to wear another 100% organic tee shirt from Edun.

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Click either of the images below for the variations of this shirt from EDUN:

About Edun:

Edun specializes in eco clothing, organic fashion, ethical fashion, graphic tees, and more. The company was founded by Ali Hewson and Bono.

Go to Edun.

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”. In addition to their general advocacy for replacing the term in worldwide vernacular, they’ve also printed a few t-shirts with the slogan “Sex,Drugs & Sausage Rolls” to push their agenda* amongst the youth of the globe.

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* this isn’t meant to be taken seriously

I Only Like NY as a Friend

I only like NY as a friend.

I only like NY as a friend.

image of angered teen crushing the skull of rival poser teen skater, while wearing a mildly clever shirt.

image of angered teen crushing the skull of rival poser teen skater, while wearing a mildly clever shirt.

When people think of the classic printed white T-Shirt,  The “I <3 NY” print is more often than not the first thing comes up. New York is a cool place, but for those of us who’ve lost that lovin’ feeling, there’s the “I Only Like NY as a Friend” T-Shirt by Snorg.

This shirt is pretty straighforward. It’s hard to write a clever entry for it. I need more coffee.

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I hate NY Shirt parody worn by kid looking at some stuff

I heart NY parody shirt worn by kid looking at some stuff. bad aviators

Smiley Face Emoticon Shirt

Smiley Emoticon TShirt

Smiley Emoticon TShirt

:) T-Shirt

As if being happy online isn’t enough! Bring your joy out of the electronic realm and into reality with this simple and effective smile emote tee shirt. Nothing puts bigger smiles on your nerdy friends’ faces than seeing the same smile that they see online, but NOT ONLINE! The sun will shine over the pale wasteland and bring about true happiness via ironic emoticon shirt.

Put a semicolon-right-parenth on that special someone’s face today with this creepily happy shirt.

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