Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX
Man, you can party HARD. Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal). And even in the face of imminent death, you CONTINUE TO PARTY (i.e. Retox). Fuck Detox. It’s for quitters, right? If you’re ready man-up, face the reaper, and shove a middle finger into the face of the lame ones, then for you, “It’s Time to Retox”.
Enter Retox Today
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Retoxify yourself with this shirt from Twisted Soul.
Read MoreVirgin Spock
Live Long and Prosper…
As a Virgin
Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S. Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.
Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.
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Read MoreViva La Evolution !


Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.
If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.
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From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:
Read MoreErnesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]
The Kid and Play Tee Shirt
If you don’t know Kid and Play, <- click that link. Bring the House Party to your everyday life with the Kid & Play T-Shirt by Rocksmith. If you havn’t had enough of that original hi-top fade worn by Christopher “Kid” Reid, or the new jack swing dance moves in the House Party Movies, this tee will surely bring back those late 80’s memories (if you’re old enough to have them). The shit just looks cool too.
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Read MoreGalactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz
This panda is pretty f-ing stellar. We at TshirtDaily love animal prints, and this one is absolutely no exception. This galactic panda tee shirt by Enjoi is going to knock the socks off any broad that glimpses its star-eating epicness. Like a black hole in space, this galactic panda will suck in all the attention in the room, good or bad (galactic panda does not discriminate). This one could be harder to find online, but we caught it here
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Read MoreI Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days
Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.
If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.
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