Everybody Loves Ramen
BUT
Ramen is so 3008. Raymond is so 200-LATE. Now that everybody HATES raymond, there is a revolutionary movement in which everybody loves Ramen. With the recession in full force, Ramen’s cardboard-flavored, 10-cents-per-package foodstuff has made a huge comeback.
Why spend $25 on a steak when you could get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY packages of this modern delicacy. With an average cooking time of, say 3 minutes (guesstimate), $25 of ramen provides about 750 minutes of high-energy entertainment. What other form of entertainment can offer such incredible ROI?
Anyway, in order to express your love for ramen (and everybody else’s as well), you should probably look into the official “Everybody Loves Ramen” fan shirt.
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Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt
“You Have Just Eaten Poison!”
Pull the best practical joke EVAR on your friends! When they read your shirt, they will laugh because, hey, the idea of scaring someone with threat of poison in their fortune cookie would make ANYONE laugh out loud from sheer hilarity.
If you are blind, your internet is really slow, or the pictures are not loading for you, here’s how it looks: The shirt has a large drawing of a broken fortune cookie on it. The ‘fortune’ paper is sticking out and reads ” You Have Just Eaten Poison”. Thats it. Cute.
Do you want to wear this shirt on your persons? You can get your fortune cookie poison goodness at our poison dealer of choice, here on Busted Tees.
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