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I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.

Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?

Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.

If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.

GET IT OR DIE

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

I Only Like NY as a Friend

I only like NY as a friend.

I only like NY as a friend.

image of angered teen crushing the skull of rival poser teen skater, while wearing a mildly clever shirt.

image of angered teen crushing the skull of rival poser teen skater, while wearing a mildly clever shirt.

When people think of the classic printed white T-Shirt,  The “I <3 NY” print is more often than not the first thing comes up. New York is a cool place, but for those of us who’ve lost that lovin’ feeling, there’s the “I Only Like NY as a Friend” T-Shirt by Snorg.

This shirt is pretty straighforward. It’s hard to write a clever entry for it. I need more coffee.

GET IT OR DIE

I hate NY Shirt parody worn by kid looking at some stuff

I heart NY parody shirt worn by kid looking at some stuff. bad aviators

Tree Humper!

Tree Humper

Tree Humper

Tree Humper T-Shirt

If you’ve been searching LONG AND HARD for a shirt portraying a man humping a tree, look no further. This day of days is probably the most lucky one of your life, as you are currently being exposed to the Tree Humper T-Shirt. This shirt features a bunch of stuff, but the focus of this article is the artwork. Pure, unadulterated man-grinding-tree-in-green-ink-on-white-background artwork. KIDS: PUT ON YOUR EARMUFFS NOW.. this shirt is a fucking epic shirt.

We can’t predict that many of our shirts are going to make the “Badass T-Shirt” category on the site, but this one is definitely popping that categories’ cherry.

Fortunately for you, this “Vintage”style shirt can be found here

Man Humping Tree Shirt

Man Humping Tree Shirt

Everybody Loves Ramen

Nobody Loves Raymond!
Nobody Loves Raymond!

BUT

Everybody loves RAMEN!
Everybody loves RAMEN!
Everyone Hates Raymond
Everyone Hates Raymond

Ramen is so 3008. Raymond is so 200-LATE. Now that everybody HATES raymond, there is a revolutionary movement in which everybody loves Ramen. With the recession in full force, Ramen’s cardboard-flavored, 10-cents-per-package foodstuff has made a huge comeback.

Why spend $25 on a steak when you could get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY packages of this modern delicacy. With an average cooking time of, say 3 minutes (guesstimate), $25 of ramen provides about 750 minutes of high-energy entertainment. What other form of entertainment can offer such incredible ROI?

Anyway, in order to express your love for ramen (and everybody else’s as well), you should probably look into the official “Everybody Loves Ramen” fan shirt.

Hot Girl Loves Ramen Noodles

Hot Girl Loves Ramen Noodles

Love Ramen Noodles Shirt

Love Ramen Noodles Shirt

Ramen is for lovers
Ramen is for lovers

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

“You Have Just Eaten Poison!”

"You Have Just Eaten Poison" T-shirt

"You Have Just Eaten Poison" T-shirt

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

Pull the best practical joke EVAR on your friends! When they read your shirt, they will laugh because, hey, the idea of scaring someone with threat of poison in their fortune cookie would make ANYONE laugh out loud from sheer hilarity.

If you are blind, your internet is really slow, or the pictures are not loading for you, here’s how it looks: The shirt has a large drawing of a broken fortune cookie on it. The ‘fortune’ paper is sticking out and reads ” You Have Just Eaten Poison”. Thats it. Cute.

Fortune Cookie That Has Poison Message Shirt

Fortune Cookie That Has Poison Message Shirt

Do you want to wear this shirt on your persons? You can get your fortune cookie poison goodness at our poison dealer of choice, here on Busted Tees.

Fortune Cookie T-Shirt

Fortune Cookie T-Shirt

100 Percent Organic T-Shirt

Organic T-Shirt made with Naturally Occurring Materials

100 % Organic T-Shirt

100 % Organic T-Shirt

Made From 100% organic materials, this T-Shirt will provide years of guilt-free wearability. Rest assured knowing that only the finest materials were harvested from nature to ensure the utmost comfort, quality, and craftmanship.

Features

  • 65% Ultra-Soft Baby Seal Fur
  • 25% Panda Extract
  • 10% Manatee Oil
  • Machine Wash, Tumble Dry

***Each shirt requires materials from 4 baby seals, 1.4 Panda Bears, and 1/4 of one manatee to complete the composite.

You can order this fabulous organic seal, panda, and manatee shirt from the most hellacious shirt vendor on the web: T-Shirt Hell