As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started …
If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt
Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal).
Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin
evolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion!
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
Survive these scissors to your neck and you’ll live to wear another organic tee.