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What the FRAK ?

What the Frak ?

What the Frak ?

What the frak ??? I can’t get it out of my head how frakking stupid this shirt is. Most of you are thinking: “I’d rather frak myself with a rusty spoon than wear this piece of frakking garbage”. You may be right.. or you may love this shirt. Made by Busted, this tee is both nerdy and funny. It will definitely grab attention with the sanitized version of the ubiquotous f-word, but won’t be as offensive as, say… the ” I fuck good” T-shirt. People will look at you and laugh.. that’s why you’re interested in buying a funny T-Shirt anyway,right?

You can get more info on this shirt here

What the FrAK is she doing wearin this shirt?

What the FrAK is she doing wearin this shirt?

In case you didn’t know, frak (and variations frack,frick,frik,frac) slang for the F-Bomb, that nasty 4 letter word that is probably one of the most versatile in the english language (see vid below NSFW or mild-mannered people)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LZSUYoNPMs[/youtube]

Get FRAKKED here

Don’t Tase Me, Bro

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started it all.

The University of Florida Taser Incident caused quite a commotion across teh world in 2007. If you’re gonna get tased, you might as well get in on video tape. I still laugh at this vid…this dude is a pretty funny practical jokester. John Kerry is a douche, so it makes it all the more fun to watch in retrospection.

Bring back some Tasing Memories and bust out this tee.

DON’T GET TASED, CHEck IT HERE

Here’s the Vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE[/youtube]

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution

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If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt from Twisted Soul and let all your friends know that you drink too much. Hell, even strangers will get the point… nothing like telling the world about your irresponsibility with substances.

For Maximum Impact: Get the yellow one.

Have a friend that has wicked hangovers (like, the ones where you get sick just looking at them)? Get them this shirt as a friendly warning to stay away!

Get Hungover Here

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Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Man, you can party HARD. Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal). And even in the face of imminent death, you CONTINUE TO PARTY (i.e. Retox). Fuck Detox. It’s for quitters, right? If you’re ready man-up, face the reaper, and shove a middle finger  into the face of the lame ones, then for you, “It’s Time to Retox”.

Enter Retox Today

You can save 10% on this shirt and all others with the coupon code “BLUETSHIRT”.. use the coupon here

Retoxify yourself with this shirt from Twisted Soul.

Virgin Spock

Live Long and Prosper…

Virgin Spock

Virgin Spock

As a Virgin

Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S.  Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.

Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.

GET IT HERE OR GET AN STD

Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

Viva La Evolution !

Viva La Evolution

Viva La Evolution

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Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.

If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.

GET IT OR DIE

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From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:

Ernesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]

I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.

Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?

Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.

If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.

GET IT OR DIE

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Scissors To The Neck – Survive Verse

"Survive Verse" Scissors to the neck

"Survive Verse" Scissors to the neck

Scissors to The Neck

Edun 88X31
Edun features a full line of 100% organic clothing and eco-friendly fashion for both men and women. Their ethical fashion statements are not only responsible, but can be pretty cool, like this t-shirt called “Survive Verse“. It features a large print of some antique-looking scissors about to cut off the head of the wearer. If you can survive these scissors trying to cut off your head, then you can surely live to wear another 100% organic tee shirt from Edun.

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Click either of the images below for the variations of this shirt from EDUN:

About Edun:

Edun specializes in eco clothing, organic fashion, ethical fashion, graphic tees, and more. The company was founded by Ali Hewson and Bono.

Go to Edun.