Don’t Tase Me, Bro
As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started …
HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution
If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt
Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX
Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal).
Virgin Spock
Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin
Viva La Evolution !
evolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion!
I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
Scissors To The Neck – Survive Verse
Survive these scissors to your neck and you’ll live to wear another organic tee.