They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt
Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos.
evolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion!
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”.
I don’t love new york, I only like NY as a friend .
Put a semicolon-right-parenth on that special someone’s face today with this creepily happy shirt.
Nobody loves Raymond anymore… everybody loves RAMEN!