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Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats

Abstinence: 99.99 % Effective

Abstinence: 99.99 % Effective

In honor of our Sex-Ed series of educational T-Shirts (see our I Pull Out Shirt), we’ve decided to follow up with another great method of birth control: Abstinence.

Abstinence only works 99.99% of the time.. we wish it worked when this kid was conceived.

Abstinence only works 99.99% of the time.. we wish it worked when this kid was conceived.

They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied. What they didn’t tell you is that using abstinence during sex to prevent pregnancies is only as effective as those using it. Take the case of Virgin Mary, mother of Baby Jesus. Her self-proclaimed virginity and subsequent pregnancy lead us to conclude that claims of 100% effectiveness of abstinence to be false, and cases of successful knocking-uppage can occur when abstinence is used in bed. We’re so moved by this newly found statistic, that we’ve made a shirt about it (and by we, we mean these guys). Abstinence is only 99.99% Effective.

You’ve been warned.Click here for more detailed statistics

Abstinence Fail: Baby Jesus & Mother Mary

Abstinence Fail: Baby Jesus & Mother Mary

HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution

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If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt from Twisted Soul and let all your friends know that you drink too much. Hell, even strangers will get the point… nothing like telling the world about your irresponsibility with substances.

For Maximum Impact: Get the yellow one.

Have a friend that has wicked hangovers (like, the ones where you get sick just looking at them)? Get them this shirt as a friendly warning to stay away!

Get Hungover Here

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WiiTarded

WiiTarded

Wiitarded T-Shirt

Wiitarded T-Shirt

Wii Tarded: You know you are

All of you wiitards out there need to get a grip. Put down the mario kart for 20 seconds and read this: YOU’RE WIITARDED. Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos. They have a strange hatred for 8 yr old asian kids.. probably because they lose to these kids in wii online gaming all day. Find out if you’re wiitarded  here.

See this guy, prime example:wiitarded-tee-shirtwii-tarded-tshirt

Viva La Evolution !

Viva La Evolution

Viva La Evolution

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Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.

If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.

GET IT OR DIE

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From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:

Ernesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]

I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.

Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?

Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.

If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.

GET IT OR DIE

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls

The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”. In addition to their general advocacy for replacing the term in worldwide vernacular, they’ve also printed a few t-shirts with the slogan “Sex,Drugs & Sausage Rolls” to push their agenda* amongst the youth of the globe.

T-Shirt Daily exclusive code:

Want 10% off your Twisted Soul shirt at Blue, Inc? T-Shirt Daily readers can use the coupon code “bluetshirt” for 10% off.

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click the shirt below to check out versions

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Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls blue-sex-drugs-rock-roll-sausage

* this isn’t meant to be taken seriously

I Only Like NY as a Friend

I only like NY as a friend.

I only like NY as a friend.

image of angered teen crushing the skull of rival poser teen skater, while wearing a mildly clever shirt.

image of angered teen crushing the skull of rival poser teen skater, while wearing a mildly clever shirt.

When people think of the classic printed white T-Shirt,  The “I <3 NY” print is more often than not the first thing comes up. New York is a cool place, but for those of us who’ve lost that lovin’ feeling, there’s the “I Only Like NY as a Friend” T-Shirt by Snorg.

This shirt is pretty straighforward. It’s hard to write a clever entry for it. I need more coffee.

GET IT OR DIE

I hate NY Shirt parody worn by kid looking at some stuff

I heart NY parody shirt worn by kid looking at some stuff. bad aviators

Smiley Face Emoticon Shirt

Smiley Emoticon TShirt

Smiley Emoticon TShirt

:) T-Shirt

As if being happy online isn’t enough! Bring your joy out of the electronic realm and into reality with this simple and effective smile emote tee shirt. Nothing puts bigger smiles on your nerdy friends’ faces than seeing the same smile that they see online, but NOT ONLINE! The sun will shine over the pale wasteland and bring about true happiness via ironic emoticon shirt.

Put a semicolon-right-parenth on that special someone’s face today with this creepily happy shirt.

Get it or Die

Everybody Loves Ramen

Nobody Loves Raymond!
Nobody Loves Raymond!

BUT

Everybody loves RAMEN!
Everybody loves RAMEN!
Everyone Hates Raymond
Everyone Hates Raymond

Ramen is so 3008. Raymond is so 200-LATE. Now that everybody HATES raymond, there is a revolutionary movement in which everybody loves Ramen. With the recession in full force, Ramen’s cardboard-flavored, 10-cents-per-package foodstuff has made a huge comeback.

Why spend $25 on a steak when you could get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY packages of this modern delicacy. With an average cooking time of, say 3 minutes (guesstimate), $25 of ramen provides about 750 minutes of high-energy entertainment. What other form of entertainment can offer such incredible ROI?

Anyway, in order to express your love for ramen (and everybody else’s as well), you should probably look into the official “Everybody Loves Ramen” fan shirt.

Hot Girl Loves Ramen Noodles

Hot Girl Loves Ramen Noodles

Love Ramen Noodles Shirt

Love Ramen Noodles Shirt

Ramen is for lovers
Ramen is for lovers

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

“You Have Just Eaten Poison!”

"You Have Just Eaten Poison" T-shirt

"You Have Just Eaten Poison" T-shirt

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

Fortune Cookie Poison T-Shirt

Pull the best practical joke EVAR on your friends! When they read your shirt, they will laugh because, hey, the idea of scaring someone with threat of poison in their fortune cookie would make ANYONE laugh out loud from sheer hilarity.

If you are blind, your internet is really slow, or the pictures are not loading for you, here’s how it looks: The shirt has a large drawing of a broken fortune cookie on it. The ‘fortune’ paper is sticking out and reads ” You Have Just Eaten Poison”. Thats it. Cute.

Fortune Cookie That Has Poison Message Shirt

Fortune Cookie That Has Poison Message Shirt

Do you want to wear this shirt on your persons? You can get your fortune cookie poison goodness at our poison dealer of choice, here on Busted Tees.

Fortune Cookie T-Shirt

Fortune Cookie T-Shirt