Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats
Abstinence: 99.99 % Effective
In honor of our Sex-Ed series of educational T-Shirts (see our I Pull Out Shirt), we’ve decided to follow up with another great method of birth control: Abstinence.
Abstinence only works 99.99% of the time.. we wish it worked when this kid was conceived.
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied. What they didn’t tell you is that using abstinence during sex to prevent pregnancies is only as effective as those using it. Take the case of Virgin Mary, mother of Baby Jesus. Her self-proclaimed virginity and subsequent pregnancy lead us to conclude that claims of 100% effectiveness of abstinence to be false, and cases of successful knocking-uppage can occur when abstinence is used in bed. We’re so moved by this newly found statistic, that we’ve made a shirt about it (and by we, we mean these guys). Abstinence is only 99.99% Effective.
You’ve been warned.Click here for more detailed statistics
Abstinence Fail: Baby Jesus & Mother Mary
HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution
If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt from Twisted Soul and let all your friends know that you drink too much. Hell, even strangers will get the point… nothing like telling the world about your irresponsibility with substances.
For Maximum Impact: Get the yellow one.
Have a friend that has wicked hangovers (like, the ones where you get sick just looking at them)? Get them this shirt as a friendly warning to stay away!
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Wiitarded T-Shirt
Wii Tarded: You know you are
All of you wiitards out there need to get a grip. Put down the mario kart for 20 seconds and read this: YOU’RE WIITARDED. Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos. They have a strange hatred for 8 yr old asian kids.. probably because they lose to these kids in wii online gaming all day. Find out if you’re wiitarded here.
See this guy, prime example:
Viva La Evolution !
Viva La Evolution
Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.
If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.
GET IT OR DIE
From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:
Read MoreErnesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]
I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days
I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.
Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.
If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.
GET IT OR DIE
Recycling Shirt
Recycling Shirt
Recycling Shirt
Recycling Shirt
Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls
Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls
The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”. In addition to their general advocacy for replacing the term in worldwide vernacular, they’ve also printed a few t-shirts with the slogan “Sex,Drugs & Sausage Rolls” to push their agenda* amongst the youth of the globe.
T-Shirt Daily exclusive code:
Want 10% off your Twisted Soul shirt at Blue, Inc? T-Shirt Daily readers can use the coupon code “bluetshirt” for 10% off.
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* this isn’t meant to be taken seriously