Abstinence: 99.99% Effective – Virgin Mary + Baby Jesus skewed the stats
They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution
If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt
WiiTarded
Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos.
Viva La Evolution !
evolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion!
I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls
The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”.
I Only Like NY as a Friend
I don’t love new york, I only like NY as a friend .
Smiley Face Emoticon Shirt
Put a semicolon-right-parenth on that special someone’s face today with this creepily happy shirt.
Everybody Loves Ramen
Nobody loves Raymond anymore… everybody loves RAMEN!