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Virgin Spock

As a Virgin

Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S.  Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.

Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.

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Virgin Sign Language - Star Trek

I'll be Bach

Taking the quintessential Arnold punchline from his Terminator movies and putting a classical spin on it is something only Snorg would do. (<– this might make a good wristband WWSD.. what would snorg do). Anyway, the classical musician Bach will be Bach, but this time he’s out for vengeance as a half-piano-player-half-terminator hybrid. He’ll crush your keys with brute force and for some reason he’ll be pining for a certain John Connor in his epic symphonic love ballads.

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I'll be Bach Tee Shirt

I'll be Bach Snorg Tees