They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied.
Hugs or fucks.. which would you take? I’d take fucks, because if you’re fucking, its way easier to slip in a hug. Kinda hard to slip in a fuck while you’re just hugging someone……
Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos.
STRAIGHT – The Black and White rainbow tee shirt features a celebration of traditional sexuality
This day of days is probably the most lucky one of your life, as you are currently being exposed to the Tree Humper T-Shirt.