What the Frak ?

What the frak ??? I can’t get it out of my head how frakking stupid this shirt is. Most of you are thinking: “I’d rather frak myself with a rusty spoon than wear this piece of frakking garbage”. You may be right.. or you may love this shirt. Made by Busted, this tee is both nerdy and funny. It will definitely grab attention with the sanitized version of the ubiquotous f-word, but won’t be as offensive as, say… the ” I fuck good” T-shirt. People will look at you and laugh.. that’s why you’re interested in buying a funny T-Shirt anyway,right?

You can get more info on this shirt here

What the FrAK is she doing wearin this shirt?

In case you didn’t know, frak (and variations frack,frick,frik,frac) slang for the F-Bomb, that nasty 4 letter word that is probably one of the most versatile in the english language (see vid below NSFW or mild-mannered people)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LZSUYoNPMs[/youtube]

Get FRAKKED here

Abstinence: 99.99 % Effective

In honor of our Sex-Ed series of educational T-Shirts (see our I Pull Out Shirt), we’ve decided to follow up with another great method of birth control: Abstinence.

Abstinence only works 99.99% of the time.. we wish it worked when this kid was conceived.

They told us in 8th grade health class that abstinence is the only 100% effective method of birth control. They lied. What they didn’t tell you is that using abstinence during sex to prevent pregnancies is only as effective as those using it. Take the case of Virgin Mary, mother of Baby Jesus. Her self-proclaimed virginity and subsequent pregnancy lead us to conclude that claims of 100% effectiveness of abstinence to be false, and cases of successful knocking-uppage can occur when abstinence is used in bed. We’re so moved by this newly found statistic, that we’ve made a shirt about it (and by we, we mean these guys). Abstinence is only 99.99% Effective.

You’ve been warned.Click here for more detailed statistics

Abstinence Fail: Baby Jesus & Mother Mary

Fuck Free Hugs Got Free Fucks

Get Free Fucks instead

Free hugs are lame. That dude that was giving out free hugs is a whore… if you’re gonna be slutty you might as well go all the way. Get free fucks instead. Hugs or fucks.. which would you take? I’d take fucks, because if you’re fucking, its way easier to slip in a hug. Kinda hard to slip in a fuck while you’re just hugging someone……

GET FREE FUCKS HERE

Which would you take? Hugs or fucks?

Wiitarded T-Shirt

Wii Tarded: You know you are

All of you wiitards out there need to get a grip. Put down the mario kart for 20 seconds and read this: YOU’RE WIITARDED. Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos. They have a strange hatred for 8 yr old asian kids.. probably because they lose to these kids in wii online gaming all day. Find out if you’re wiitarded  here.

See this guy, prime example:

Black and White Rainbow T-Shirt

STRAIGHT Pride Rainbow T-Shirt

There’s no gray area with this greyscale black and white, “straight pride rainbow” t-shirt. If your sexuality is and has never been in question, you’re definitely going to want to show it to the world, on your chest, with a big black and white rainbow and the word “STRAIGHT” in all caps. Who needs members of the same sex when you’ve got straight desires to fulfill? Express your heterosexuality to the MAX with the grey rainbow shirt.

WARNING: Be prepared for general backlash as this blatant expression your sexuality may be attacked by the close-minded and ignorant.

Straight pride parades are forming now, join up here.

GET IT OR DIE

Gray Rainbow

Tree Humper

Tree Humper T-Shirt

If you’ve been searching LONG AND HARD for a shirt portraying a man humping a tree, look no further. This day of days is probably the most lucky one of your life, as you are currently being exposed to the Tree Humper T-Shirt. This shirt features a bunch of stuff, but the focus of this article is the artwork. Pure, unadulterated man-grinding-tree-in-green-ink-on-white-background artwork. KIDS: PUT ON YOUR EARMUFFS NOW.. this shirt is a fucking epic shirt.

We can’t predict that many of our shirts are going to make the “Badass T-Shirt” category on the site, but this one is definitely popping that categories’ cherry.

Fortunately for you, this “Vintage”style shirt can be found here

Man Humping Tree Shirt