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Don’t Tase Me, Bro

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started it all.

The University of Florida Taser Incident caused quite a commotion across teh world in 2007. If you’re gonna get tased, you might as well get in on video tape. I still laugh at this vid…this dude is a pretty funny practical jokester. John Kerry is a douche, so it makes it all the more fun to watch in retrospection.

Bring back some Tasing Memories and bust out this tee.

DON’T GET TASED, CHEck IT HERE

Here’s the Vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE[/youtube]

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Beware Somalia

Somali Pirates are gonna get you

Beware Somalia!

Beware Somalia!

Beware of Somalia

Beware Somalia TShirt

Beware Somalia TShirt

Somali pirates got you down? Have you recently been taken hostage by somalian pirates, or know someone that has? Well then, this shirt will keep it from happening again. Warn your friends, family, and fellow seamen of the dangers of Somalia with this fine “BEWARE SOMALIA” T-Shirt

GET IT OR DIE.. literally

Don’t Tase Me Bro vs Star Trek : Don’t Phase Me Bro

Don’t Phase Me Bro

don't phase me, bro

don't phase me, bro

Don’t Tase Me, Bro + Star Trek Parody Shirt

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Remember the dude who got tased in Florida? Well Star Trek is way cooler (if you’re a nerd), and phaser rhymes with taser, so someone made a shirt about it. It’s pretty cool I guess. The “Don’t Tase Me Bro” guy was pretty funny and I laughed way more at him, but this shirt is still pretty clever.

GET IT

ps we brought the “Don’t Tase Me Bro T-Shirt” back to life

The Black and White Rainbow – STRAIGHT Pride Rainbow

The Black and White Rainbow

Black and White Rainbow T-Shirt

Black and White Rainbow T-Shirt

STRAIGHT Pride Rainbow T-Shirt

straight-pride-straight-rainbow-tee-shirtThere’s no gray area with this greyscale black and white, “straight pride rainbow” t-shirt. If your sexuality is and has never been in question, you’re definitely going to want to show it to the world, on your chest, with a big black and white rainbow and the word “STRAIGHT” in all caps. Who needs members of the same sex when you’ve got straight desires to fulfill? Express your heterosexuality to the MAX with the grey rainbow shirt.

grey-rainbow-tshirtWARNING: Be prepared for general backlash as this blatant expression your sexuality may be attacked by the close-minded and ignorant.

Straight pride parades are forming now, join up here.

GET IT OR DIE

Gray Rainbow

Gray Rainbow

Viva La Evolution !

Viva La Evolution

Viva La Evolution

viva-la-evolucion-red-t-shirt
viva-revolution-che-guevara-chimpanzee-tee-shirt
Revolution is out, Evolution is alive and well.. Viva La Evolucion! This “communist red” colored t-shirt will win the hearts of those in your world many times over. From the clever parody of Che Guevara’s original messages of guerilla warfare and revolucion, to the cute and cuddly image of a chimp printed over this fine graphic tee, there’s nothing NOT to like about this funny political t-shirt.

If you’re interested, They’ve got this shirt here.

GET IT OR DIE

viva-revolution-evolution-monkey-shirt
From wikipidia entry on Che Guevara:

Ernesto “Che” Guevara (June 14,[1] 1928 – October 9, 1967), commonly known as Che Guevara, El Che, or simply Che, was an Argentine Marxist revolutionary, politician, author, physician, military theorist, and guerrilla leader. After death, his stylized image became a ubiquitous countercultural symbol worldwide.[4]

I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.

Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?

Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.

If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.

GET IT OR DIE

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

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