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Mohawk, Mo Problems

Diddy and Biggie rapped about “Mo Money” and how it caused them “Mo Problems”. Well, they’ve got NOTHING on mohawk indians ( native americans for you politically correct dudes/girls). With MO HAWK, come MO PROBLEMS. For real tho.. Like, Trail of Tears problems. Nothing says problemo like getting booted off your land by some white devils… Indian Removal will definitely give you mo problems.  Solve YO Problems by making other people laugh when they see you walking down the street.

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Mo Hawk, Mo Problems.. like getting a cab in an abandoned industrial area.

Fuck Detox: It's Time to RETOX!

Man, you can party HARD. Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal). And even in the face of imminent death, you CONTINUE TO PARTY (i.e. Retox). Fuck Detox. It’s for quitters, right? If you’re ready man-up, face the reaper, and shove a middle finger  into the face of the lame ones, then for you, “It’s Time to Retox”.

Enter Retox Today

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Retoxify yourself with this shirt from Twisted Soul.