HUNGOVER: Please Use Caution
If the haggard look on your face, droopy eyes, swollen face, incredibly offensive odors, fucked-up hair, or vomit-breath aren’t enough to let people know you’ve had a bit too much to drink, then slap on this hangover t-shirt
Fuck Detox: Its Time To RETOX
Let the world know this: You party to the point of being a hazard to your own life and may require 3rd party intervention to keep you from killing yourself with substances (both illicit and legal).