Don't Tase Me, Bro Shirt

As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started it all.

The University of Florida Taser Incident caused quite a commotion across teh world in 2007. If you’re gonna get tased, you might as well get in on video tape. I still laugh at this vid…this dude is a pretty funny practical jokester. John Kerry is a douche, so it makes it all the more fun to watch in retrospection.

Bring back some Tasing Memories and bust out this tee.

DON’T GET TASED, CHEck IT HERE

Here’s the Vid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE[/youtube]

Dont Tase me, Girl

Dont Tase Him, Coppers

Don't Tase her, or she will lay on the ground, helplessly waiting for you... with bedroom eyes

Don’t Phase Me Bro

don't phase me, bro

Don’t Tase Me, Bro + Star Trek Parody Shirt

Remember the dude who got tased in Florida? Well Star Trek is way cooler (if you’re a nerd), and phaser rhymes with taser, so someone made a shirt about it. It’s pretty cool I guess. The “Don’t Tase Me Bro” guy was pretty funny and I laughed way more at him, but this shirt is still pretty clever.

GET IT

ps we brought the “Don’t Tase Me Bro T-Shirt” back to life

I recycle... I've been wearing this shirt for days.

Sure, I recycle. I’ve had this same shirt on for days.

Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?

Just tell them from afar with this ‘clever’ play on recycling and personal hygiene. You need to let the world know that you are environmentally conscious and have the wit and charm of a middle-schooler. You’ll have the ladies flocking to you when you put on this fine personal textile.

If you REALLY want to represent yourself with a shirt like this, head on over to Funny T-Shirts to get yourself your very own. Please do. I can’t wait to see you wearing it.

GET IT OR DIE

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

Recycling Shirt

BUT

Ramen is so 3008. Raymond is so 200-LATE. Now that everybody HATES raymond, there is a revolutionary movement in which everybody loves Ramen. With the recession in full force, Ramen’s cardboard-flavored, 10-cents-per-package foodstuff has made a huge comeback.

Why spend $25 on a steak when you could get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY packages of this modern delicacy. With an average cooking time of, say 3 minutes (guesstimate), $25 of ramen provides about 750 minutes of high-energy entertainment. What other form of entertainment can offer such incredible ROI?

Anyway, in order to express your love for ramen (and everybody else’s as well), you should probably look into the official “Everybody Loves Ramen” fan shirt.

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