Virgin Spock
Live Long and Prosper…
As a Virgin
Abstinence is key in this day and age of sexually transmitted diseases like Swine Flu and S.A.R.S. Spock from Star Trek has been influential in todays abstinence movement, as is apparent by the adoption of his species’ greeting symbol as the international sign for Virgin.
Spock would be proud to know that his messages of plutonic and emotionless relationships are alive and well. Express yourself and your virgin pride (combined with a love of Star Trek I’m assuming) with this killer Star Trek Virgin T-Shirt.
GET IT HERE OR GET AN STD
Read MoreEverybody Loves Ramen
BUT
Ramen is so 3008. Raymond is so 200-LATE. Now that everybody HATES raymond, there is a revolutionary movement in which everybody loves Ramen. With the recession in full force, Ramen’s cardboard-flavored, 10-cents-per-package foodstuff has made a huge comeback.
Why spend $25 on a steak when you could get TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY packages of this modern delicacy. With an average cooking time of, say 3 minutes (guesstimate), $25 of ramen provides about 750 minutes of high-energy entertainment. What other form of entertainment can offer such incredible ROI?
Anyway, in order to express your love for ramen (and everybody else’s as well), you should probably look into the official “Everybody Loves Ramen” fan shirt.
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