Don’t Tase Me, Bro
As a follow-up to our “Don’t Phase Me, Bro” Star-Trek / topical parody shirt, we thought to feature the shirt that started …
Fuck Free Hugs – Got Free Fucks
Hugs or fucks.. which would you take? I’d take fucks, because if you’re fucking, its way easier to slip in a hug. Kinda hard to slip in a fuck while you’re just hugging someone……
WiiTarded
Wiitards are people that play nintendo’s Wii video game system wayyy too much. You can tell who they are… they’re the 30 yr old live-at-home gamestop clerks that smell like burritos.
The Kid and Play Tee Shirt
If you havn’t had enough of that original hi-top fade worn by Christopher “Kid” Reid, or the new jack swing dance moves in the House Party Movies, this tee will surely bring back those late 80′s memories (if you’re old enough to have them).
Galactic Panda Enjois Eating Ur Starz
Keep all starz in ur safe deposit boxes… GALACTIC PANDA is HERE
I Recycle – I’ve Been Wearing This Shirt For Days
Why let people get close enought to smell you to let them know that you havn’t washed your t-shirt in days?
Scissors To The Neck – Survive Verse
Survive these scissors to your neck and you’ll live to wear another organic tee.
Sex, Drugs, and Sausage Rolls
The dangers of Rock & Roll have led to some serious concerns for parents around the globe. As a result of the global awareness of the Rock&Roll epidemic, Twisted Soul has decided to replace the “Rock&Roll” in the phrase “Sex,Drugs, and Rock & Roll” with the more family-friendly “Sausage Rolls”.
The Human Transit Map
Ever wonder how to get from your Aorta to the first turn in your large intestine? Get the right directions, ever time with this piece of GPS-replacing apparel.